Category Archive for 'Ant jokes'

Where do ants go to ..

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

What medicine would ..

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

What do you call an ..

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

Where do ants go for ..

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

What is even bigger ..

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

What kind of ant is ..

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

How many ants are needed ..

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

What do you call an ..

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

What do you call an ..

Friday, February 9th, 2007

What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

What kind of ant can ..

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!