Funny Jokes Blog

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this ? ” asked one schoolboy indignantly. “What’s it taste of ? ” asked the cook. “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ? !

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.