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What do you get if you ..

Mike — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:55:34 +0000

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

If it took six pigs ..

Mike — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:14:48 +0000

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

The first commandment ..

Mike — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:59:33 +0000

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

School lunches are not ..

Mike — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:44:05 +0000

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this ? ” asked one schoolboy indignantly. “What’s it taste of ? ” asked the cook. “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”

How do you make an apple ..

Mike — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:32:50 +0000

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What’s the difference ..

Mike — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:07:06 +0000

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ? !

What can a whole apple ..

Mike — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:24:10 +0000

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

Why don’t apples ..

Mike — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:54:34 +0000

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !

What reads and lives ..

Mike — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:20:58 +0000

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

What is red and goes ..

Mike — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:04:12 +0000

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.