What did the Gorilla ..
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!’
Category Archive for 'Apple jokes'
How do you get the most ..
Thursday, October 18th, 2007How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
If an apple a day keeps ..
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
What did the worm want ..
Friday, June 29th, 2007What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
How does an apple a ..
Thursday, June 28th, 2007How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
What kind of apple isn’t ..
Monday, June 25th, 2007What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.
Two girls were having ..
Saturday, June 16th, 2007Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ‘Watch out for worms won’t you !’ The first one replied, ‘why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
What kind of apple has ..
Monday, June 11th, 2007What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
Once upon a time there ..
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
What do you get if you ..
Friday, June 1st, 2007What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !