Funny Jokes Blog

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, “How much are yer apples? ” “All you can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher. “Okay,” said the Pennsylvanian. “I’ll take two dollars’ worth.”

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? ” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”

What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left? ” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 apples.”