Funny Jokes Blog

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum? ” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old […]

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear? ” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the baby polar […]

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it […]

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.