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What are baby witches ..

Mike — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:12:03 +0000

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Dewey and Odell met ..

Mike — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:59:51 +0000

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum? ” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!”

What do you get if you ..

Mike — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:24:13 +0000

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

A baby polar bear goes ..

Mike — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:58:17 +0000

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear? ” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I pure polar bear? ” She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.” Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, “Grandmom…Grandpop…am I all polar bear? ” His grandmother answers, “Of course you are sweetie. We’re all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie? ” The baby polar bears replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”

Q: Where does a white ..

Mike — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:06:36 +0000

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!

What do baby pythons ..

Mike — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:12:00 +0000

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Fred: My mum’s ..

Mike — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:21:03 +0000

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Why is a baby like an ..

Mike — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:58:57 +0000

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Why do we dress baby ..

Mike — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:27:46 +0000

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.

What did the Pharaohs ..

Mike — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:15:41 +0000

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.