Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, “Excuse […]
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. “Well, Skip,” said the scout, “Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.”
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?