Funny Jokes Blog

Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a […]

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third man shouted, “Good […]

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.

Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing? ”

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?