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Tuesday, January 15th, 2008They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.
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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !