Knock knock Who’s ..
Sunday, October 21st, 2007Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Category Archive for 'Banana jokes'
What is yellow and goes ..
Friday, October 5th, 2007What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Why are you eating a ..
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
What is a ghost favorite ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
What is long and yellow ..
Saturday, August 4th, 2007What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
What’s yellow ..
Monday, July 23rd, 2007What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Mother Banana: Why didn’t ..
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
Why is a banana peel ..
Thursday, July 5th, 2007Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
What do you do if you ..
Sunday, July 1st, 2007What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.