What would you call ..
Friday, June 8th, 2007What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
Category Archive for 'Banana jokes'
What’s yellow ..
Saturday, May 26th, 2007What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What would you call ..
Thursday, May 10th, 2007What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
The last time I saw ..
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
What did the boy banana ..
Friday, April 20th, 2007What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”
How did the Mother Banana ..
Sunday, March 25th, 2007How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
If a crocodile makes ..
Saturday, March 24th, 2007If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
Why don’t bananas ..
Thursday, March 8th, 2007Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Did you hear about the ..
Saturday, March 3rd, 2007Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
What is the difference ..
Thursday, February 8th, 2007What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.