Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look […]
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash yourself.
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve […]
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath? ’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’