How do you know that ..
Friday, August 17th, 2007How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
Category Archive for 'Bath jokes'
Where does a vampire ..
Saturday, August 11th, 2007Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
When a dirty kid has ..
Saturday, July 28th, 2007When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
Why did the robber take ..
Saturday, July 7th, 2007Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
Doctor: The best time ..
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?
May: What position does ..
Saturday, June 16th, 2007May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
What’s the difference ..
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Which birds steal soap ..
Sunday, May 27th, 2007Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. ..
Saturday, May 26th, 2007Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
My mother says I look ..
Saturday, May 12th, 2007My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath - a little bear.