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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!
She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The bride of Dracula’ last night.’ ‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like ? ’ ‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.’ The other said, ‘Yes, but what was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like ? ’
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly
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