Category Archive for 'Beauty jokes'

What happened when the ..

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Don’t look out ..

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.

Monster: I’m so ..

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

Mary: Do you think my ..

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!

She’s the kind ..

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can’t believe it the first time.

Two teenage boys were ..

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The bride of Dracula’ last night.’ ‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like ? ’ ‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.’ The […]

They say Margaret is ..

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

Girlfriend: Will you ..

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Did you hear about the ..

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly

Who won the Monster ..

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.