Funny Jokes Blog

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing? ” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star? ” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the Black […]

I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!