Witch: Doctor, doctor, ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Category Archive for 'Bed jokes'
Why did the bed spread? ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
Sonny: I can’t ..
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
How can you shorten ..
Saturday, December 15th, 2007How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.
Counselor: How many ..
Sunday, November 4th, 2007Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!
Why did your sister ..
Sunday, October 28th, 2007Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why are rivers lazy? ..
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Why did the boy take ..
Sunday, September 30th, 2007Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
The hotel we stayed ..
Saturday, September 29th, 2007The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
How can you shorten ..
Saturday, September 29th, 2007How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.