Funny Jokes Blog » Bed jokes

Witch: Doctor, doctor, ..

Mike — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:32:02 +0000

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

Mike — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:30:08 +0000

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Mike — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:33:02 +0000

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

Mike — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:27:41 +0000

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

Mike — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:03:46 +0000

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!

Mike — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:46:03 +0000

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Mike — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:29:15 +0000

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

Mike — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:14:37 +0000

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

Mike — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:33:37 +0000

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

Mike — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:21:44 +0000

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.