Funny Jokes Blog

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet? ” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the bell I can’t work yet.

Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‘I didn’t think we’d make it!’ Jill replied, ‘Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have slid all the way back down!’

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ? ” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -”Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.