Funny Jokes Blog

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, ‘Don’t you know how to ride a bike? ’ ‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t know how to ring the bell yet’

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from? ” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind […]