What do you call a parrot ..
Thursday, January 17th, 2008What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
Category Archive for 'Bird jokes'
What do you get if you ..
Thursday, January 10th, 2008What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
Is chicken soup good ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you’re the chicken !
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Why didn’t the ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts
How long do chickens ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
How do you stop a rooser ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
What kind of bird lays ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
What do you get if you ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
What’s the definition ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What’s the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!