What kind of birds do ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
Category Archive for 'Bird jokes'
How do you get a parrot ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
What do you call a crate ..
Sunday, December 16th, 2007What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
Why did the turkey cross ..
Thursday, December 13th, 2007Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken
Why did the chicken ..
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
Where do birds meet ..
Monday, December 3rd, 2007Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
Why does a chicken coop ..
Sunday, December 2nd, 2007Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a very ..
Thursday, November 29th, 2007What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
What happens when geese ..
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !