Funny Jokes Blog

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’

“Did you go shopping for my birthday present? ” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that? ” “Nothing!”

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter? ’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and […]

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” “Next time, take off the candles.”

“Were any famous men born on your birthday? ” “No, only little babies.”

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some gift” said the […]