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Thursday, November 29th, 2007Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.