Funny Jokes Blog

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus […]

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.” The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother […]

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?

Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; […]

Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ? ” “No”. “Then let’s go in front !”