Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: What did the blonde’s dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. “I think I’m […]
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ‘’Nein! Nein!’’ So two guys walk away.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, “I wonder whether she’s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.” Her friend said, “She’s a suicide blonde.” The other said, “Suicide blonde? What’s that? ” The friend said, “Dyed by her own hand!”
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy […]