Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it? ? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? […]
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV? ” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’’t sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’’t sell to blondes.” The next […]
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer