Category Brother and sister jokes

A scoutmaster asked .. 0

Jan19

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.’

Little Brother: I’m .. 0

Jan1

Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

My brother’s just .. 0

Dec27

My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Michael: It’s .. 0

Dec13

Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

My brother’s one .. 0

Dec5

My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.

My sister wanted to .. 0

Nov29

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

A little demon came .. 0

Nov15

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’ ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’

Teacher: What’s .. 0

Nov15

Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them

Big Brother: That planet .. 0

Oct8

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

‘What’s .. 0

Sep22

‘What’s your father’s occupation? ’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy. ‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick? ’ ‘He saws people in half.’ ‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters? ’ ‘One half brother and two half sisters.’

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