Category Archive for 'Brother and sister jokes'

My sister went on a ..

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Do robots have sisters ..

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

Mother: Jared, get your ..

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!

First Boy: Why is your ..

Monday, August 13th, 2007

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

Why did your sister ..

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Brother: Which is farther ..

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.

Peter: My brother wants ..

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Doctor, Doctor! my sister ..

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

Why does your sister ..

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Knock Knock Who’s ..

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !