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Sunday, September 16th, 2007My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !