Who are the hamburgers ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
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How do we know that ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
Why are hamburgers essential ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Which is the meat patties’ ..
Saturday, January 5th, 2008Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why is President Carter ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Who do hamburgers love ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
When can you count on ..
Thursday, December 27th, 2007When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
What kind of a pitch ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.
What famous movie did ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
What did they call it ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!