Is there a way to make ..
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
Category Archive for 'Burger jokes'
Name two tennis stars ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
What old-time song is ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite? ‘Hammy’ - as sung by Al Jolson!
What do some burger ..
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!
Why do hamburgers act ..
Saturday, December 8th, 2007Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
What system do they ..
Thursday, November 29th, 2007What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly!
What did they tell the ..
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
Why did the pro football ..
Sunday, November 25th, 2007Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
When do hamburgers most ..
Saturday, November 24th, 2007When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
What can you say about ..
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!