Funny Jokes Blog

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for? ’ ‘I wanted to know if there was room […]

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit? ” said the man […]

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!

Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it’s just the ticket!

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up!’ ‘But you must let me on!’ shouted the man. ‘Why, what’s so special about you? ’ they asked. I’m the driver,’ replied the man.