Teacher: Tommy Russell, ..
Thursday, September 27th, 2007Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus - it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Category Archive for 'Bus jokes'
Which end of a bus is ..
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
What “bus” ..
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007What “bus” crossed the ocean? Columbus.
What have I got in my ..
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
Conductor, do you stop ..
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at ..
Monday, September 10th, 2007Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
What’s the difference ..
Monday, August 27th, 2007What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Why didn’t anyone ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
‘Is everyone in ..
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007‘Is everyone in the bus? ’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on.’ All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
Did you say that you ..
Sunday, August 19th, 2007Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.