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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they’re headcases !

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he’s always coming back!

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man’s turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, “To hell with your canoes!”

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.