Funny Jokes Blog

What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ‘’Nice to meat you’’!

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After […]

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup? ’

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.