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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!’

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway? ” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We must get a new […]

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ‘’So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist? ” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!