Funny Jokes Blog

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished the paper, will you […]

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. […]

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside […]

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames? A fire engine.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.