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Friday, January 11th, 2008What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
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What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, […]
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
When the cat’s away…..? The house smells better !
What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !