Category Archive for 'Cat jokes'

What looks like half ..

Friday, January 11th, 2008

What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

A dog thinks: Hey, these ..

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, […]

What do you call a cat ..

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

Why was the cat so small ..

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

Q: What do you call ..

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

Q: What’s a cat’s ..

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

When the cat’s ..

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

When the cat’s away…..? The house smells better !

What is a black cat’s ..

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

Q: What do you call ..

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

Why happened when the ..

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !