How do you know if your ..
Saturday, November 17th, 2007How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !
Category Archive for 'Cat jokes'
Why did the cat join ..
Monday, November 12th, 2007Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
What is another way ..
Friday, November 2nd, 2007What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
Q: Why do cats eat fur ..
Thursday, November 1st, 2007Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
When you call a dog, ..
Sunday, October 28th, 2007When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.
Teacher: Name four members ..
Friday, October 19th, 2007Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
What do you call a cat ..
Thursday, October 18th, 2007What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
What does a cat call ..
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
A guy walks into a laundry ..
Thursday, October 11th, 2007A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out? ” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !