Category Archive for 'Children jokes'

On a special teacher’s ..

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is - flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know? ” “Just a wild […]

A mother was teaching ..

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. “Lead us not into temptation,” she […]

A man out for a walk ..

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat’s tail. ‘Hey you!’ he shouted, ‘ don’t pull the cat’s tail !’ ‘I’m not pulling !’ replied the little boy. ‘I’m only holding on - the cat’s pulling !’

Why did the nutty kid ..

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

My granddaughter came ..

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you can do all that, but […]

‘Why are you crying, ..

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

‘Why are you crying, Ted ? ’ asked his mum. ‘Because my new sneakers hurt.’ ‘That’s because you have put them on the wrong feet.’ ‘But they are the only feet I have.’

Father: What did you ..

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !

Will and Bill were quarrelling ..

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father’s the one who killed it !

Mother: What do you ..

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Eddie’s father ..

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet I think I’ll go crazy!’ Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.’