Funny Jokes Blog

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. ‘Whatever’s the matter ? ’ asked her mother. ‘I don’t know,’ replied Mary, ‘but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.’

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. “Mommy, […]

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can’t read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I’m only eight and I can read it

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. ‘I come from a one-parent family,’ said one little girl proudly. ‘That’s nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !’

A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. “I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the […]

Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don’t bother - I’ll ask her myself.

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ‘ What’s wrong ? ’ asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. ‘In a way they do,’ said his mother. ‘ And when they die do the turn back to dust ? ’. […]

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk’s Home. Shall I give him Grandma ? ’