What was so good about ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
Category Archive for 'Christmas jokes'
What song do Father ..
Thursday, January 17th, 2008What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What does Father Christmas ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
What reindeer can jump ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can’t jump!
Who delivers presents ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !
‘Father Christmas ..
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!’ ‘Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’
Father Christmas: What’s ..
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.
What’s a ghosts ..
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
Why was Santa’s ..
Saturday, December 1st, 2007Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep ..
Saturday, December 1st, 2007Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!