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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can’t jump!
‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!’ ‘Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’
Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
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