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What was so good about ..

Mike — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:54:04 +0000

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

What song do Father ..

Mike — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:51:06 +0000

What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What does Father Christmas ..

Mike — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:53:53 +0000

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

What reindeer can jump ..

Mike — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:38:23 +0000

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can’t jump!

Who delivers presents ..

Mike — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:02:04 +0000

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

‘Father Christmas ..

Mike — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:59:51 +0000

‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!’ ‘Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’

Father Christmas: What’s ..

Mike — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:16:25 +0000

Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.

What’s a ghosts ..

Mike — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:23:08 +0000

What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

Why was Santa’s ..

Mike — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:58:20 +0000

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep ..

Mike — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:55:56 +0000

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!