How does Santa Claus ..
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
Category Archive for 'Christmas jokes'
Did you hear about the ..
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
Last year’s Christmas ..
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
Why couldn’t the ..
Thursday, November 15th, 2007Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
Who is never hungry ..
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he’s always stuffed !
Father Christmas: What’s ..
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‘Ghoul-di-locks’!
Why does Father Christmas ..
Saturday, November 10th, 2007Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
Doctor, Doctor, with ..
Friday, November 2nd, 2007Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Why is a cat on a beach ..
Thursday, November 1st, 2007Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
I wouldn’t say ..
Friday, October 26th, 2007I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!