How did Bill and Hillary ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
Category Archive for 'Clinton jokes'
Q: Why were the Clintonites ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
Q: Why doesn’t ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses? A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Q: What’s Clinton’s ..
Sunday, January 6th, 2008Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
Q: How can you tell ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: What is the best ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q: What did Boris Yelstin ..
Thursday, December 27th, 2007Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”
Q: What kind of neckwear ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
Q: What were Bill and ..
Friday, December 21st, 2007Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: What does Clinton ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.