Funny Jokes Blog

Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He’s got his jogging suit on.

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They’ve been having turkey for years.

Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?