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Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he’d seen himself before?

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle? ” “Uh, depends,” said the […]

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, “A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, “Please, sir, it wasn’t me!” “Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. “And […]

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip? ” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that so? ” snorted Bud. “Well, just to […]

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question? ” - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an […]

What’s the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. […]