Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
You have just received the “Kentucky Virus”!!! As we ain’t got no programin’ experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Customer: “How do I print my voicemail? ”
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in […]
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.