Why did Bossy tell the ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Why are cpws made for dancing? They’re all born hoofers!
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !