Category Archive for 'Cow jokes'

Why did Bossy tell the ..

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Where do cows like to ..

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

Why are cpws made for ..

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Why are cpws made for dancing? They’re all born hoofers!

What do cows read at ..

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

How did that bullfight ..

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

What do you call a cow ..

Friday, January 4th, 2008

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef

What’s a moo hoo ..

Friday, December 28th, 2007

What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

What do you call it ..

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

What do you get from ..

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!

If you had fifteen cows ..

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !