Category Archive for 'Cow jokes'

What is a cow’s ..

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

What do cows usually ..

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Why doesn’t Sweden ..

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!

What is the definition ..

Friday, December 14th, 2007

What is the definition of “derange”? De place where de cowboys ride!

What do you get if you ..

Monday, December 10th, 2007

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

What is a moo hoo for ..

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

Why did the moron give ..

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

What’s a moo hoo ..

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!

What do you get if you ..

Friday, November 30th, 2007

What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!

What do you call a cow ..

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!