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Thursday, December 20th, 2007What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
What is the definition of “derange”? De place where de cowboys ride!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!